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humoristics:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

well too late for me

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cybuggin:

one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

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surprisebitch:

NO WAY

surprisebitch:

NO WAY

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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iamyourleaderbitch:

foop:

Accurate portrayal of white people

Lmaoo love gta

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h-ound:

I wish I remembered more from this show

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forgotn1:

"I fucked up, guys. I fucked up."

forgotn1:

"I fucked up, guys. I fucked up."

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vinegod:

BURRITO by QPark

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uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

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